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Dwarves are one of the Eight Fairy Families. They are short, round, and hairy, have tombstone-shaped teeth, and are often very smelly from digging dirt. They are one of the strangest species of fairies. They have the ability to un-hinge their jaws and actually eat dirt, depositing it at the other end. Their beards work like antennae and if they are cut there turn stiff. Their skin can work like suction cups when dehydrated and they also have luminescent saliva that hardens when with contact with air. Dwarves are sensitive and intelligent, and have criminal tendencies. They love gold, precious gems, tunneling, and the dark. They have powerful flatulence. They hate goblins.

Notable Dwarves[]

  • Mulch Diggums
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